ask Knox: naked breakfasts and chewed-up bubble-gum

02Dec08

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*I receive many letters from my readers soliciting advice on issues of the heart. In the interest of continuing the exploration of matters of the heart on this blog, I have decided to share my responses to some of the more interesting inquiries with my general readership. If you have a question or issue you’d like me to address, please feel free to write me at heartbrokedaily (at) gmail (dot) com. All letter will, of course, remain anonymous.

Dear Knox,

I love your blog.  I read it every day and it has helped me to understand many things about men and even life in general.  But I have a question regarding my fiancee’s antics of late.
We just moved in together, and each morning, I’ve noticed that he cooks breakfast in the nude.  Is this something I should be concerned about?  Is it normal?
Thanks,

You have a man who is perhaps a little eccentric though comfortable with his body.  And he cooks for you every morning.  What the hell more do you want?

Dear Knox,

I’ve been in a relationship now for four years and lately she’s become a little, I don’t know, different in the bedroom.  Our sex life’s intensity has ebbed and flowed, each time getting kick started with some new toy or role-playing or fetish.  We try one thing and it works for a while, but then we get bored with each other again until we find something new.  I don’t want to get too into the knitty-gritty here, but suffice it to say I feel like we’re running out of viable options and I worry for the future of the relationship.  What should I do?

I’ve compared relationships to a number of things before.  One of my favorites is bubblegum; eventually it loses its flavor and just makes your jaw hurt.  Then, you violently spew it out after biting into your cheek and tasting blood.



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